Ask Manfred

Went to club, I did. Wasted, I was. No I’m not Yoda. I’m fucking Manfred, with my first documented outing to my local nightclub, Sleaze Shack. It was a Friday, and I was bored at home, thinking to myself, “shall I stay in and watch porn, or shall I go out and get myself some […]

Hey fuckers, I’ve been asked to write this little article because it appears some of you fools haven’t got the balls to piss in front of other people in bars and clubs. So here I go, Manfred’s very own set of rules for taking a leak in a public toilet.
Rules
1 - Toilets are best used […]